Rate Me (1-10)

Rate Me: 1-10


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5

7

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Rate Me Week is here on time!

Grab your facebooks

Your instagrams

Your social medias

 

Lets take these girls

These guys

These…

I’m sorry I can’t tell with that haircut in mind…

 

Faggot.

Ugly.

Hottie.

Her face is too boxy.

 

We’ll rate their:

Curls

Their thighs

Their waist size!

 

4: No one likes natural blondes

3: She never lets guys get what they really want

6: Goodie-two-shoes

2: She called me a douche



2

3

8

You’re a 1

 

Grab your twitters

Your tinders

Your tumblrs.

 

Come and rate me one through ten.

 

Come judge my:

Ear size

My nose size

I’m yours

To demoralize.

 

She’s too fat

too skinny

got too much acne

For now.

 

1: Therez a reason your single

5: braces and desperate.

6: shez kinda weird

 

Dear parents,

There’s this thing that the kids do.

This is our advanced apology,

To the kids and to you.

You see there’s this thing,

That comes once every May.

And there’s not much we can do.

(to our ever so slight dismay.)

Where the kids go on and rate each other.

Mostly the boys to the girls they lust after.

Anyone caught may be suspended.

(but the girls will remain highly offended.)

You see there’s not much we can do,

Nor offer to you.

There’s a counselor here if you’d like.

But we’re sorry otherwise.

(to have let it get this far, we mean.)

We know it’s a problem.

But we’ve failed to do enough.

So here’s your warning:

Rate Me May is coming.

And the self-esteems,

They shall

be

plummeting.

 

Because this is Rate Me Week.

And I wanna know what you think.



This is a time for high schooler’s:

That’s all about looks.

All about the color of bra hooks.



7: hot but comes w a stutter.

9: but your sister wuz better.

 

“What can I do to get a better score?”

Girls ask and implore.

C’mon!

Let’s have it!

Their self-esteem is yet to hit the floor.

 

1: gross

2: ever heard of makeup fugly??

3: youve got crooked teeth

8: suup bae?

10: id fuk u now ;)

 

Why was this ever even allowed?

 

On social media,

It’s important that you:

Rate me please.

So that everyone can see

What it is you think of me!

 

Dear parents,

There’s this thing that the kids do.

This is our apology,

To the kids and to you.

Self-esteems

shall

plummet.

We know no good can come from it.

But unfortunately this happens.

We can’t make it better,

And we’re sorry-

(that it’s happened enough to require a warning letter.)

But,

Rate Me Week is coming.

And it’s when boys come in:

And they rate your:

daughters, your sisters, your family, your friends:

by a hotness scale of-

One through Ten <3
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